Monster Dong The Colossus Silicone Dildo

Look, we like a human penis as much as the next person (who likes a human penis). But! If you’re craving something a little/a lot different, you can always take on something not-at-all realistic, like Monster Dong’s Colossus.

This big penetrator features a swollen, bulbous tip with some very interesting finger detailing and tons of ferocious texture. You can bump and grind it all the way to the wide, butt-safe bottom, or go with just the tip. Either way (and others, too), you can play hands-free thanks to the powerful suction cup base.

The flexible, squeezable liquid silicone Colossus is body-safe, extra easy to clean and care for, and good to go with any water-based lube you love. Please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and store it away from other silicone toys.