Monster Dong The Kraken Silicone Dildo

Look, we like a human penis as much as the next person (who likes a human penis). But! If you’re craving something a little/a lot different, you can always take on something not-at-all realistic: Monster Dong’s The Kraken.

This soft, pointy penetrator is sleek up top with some very interesting tentacle detailing (suckers!) and tons of ferocious texture below. You can bump and grind it all the way to the wide, butt-safe bottom, or go with just the tip. Either way (and others, too), you can play hands-free thanks to the powerful suction cup base.

The flexible, squeezable liquid silicone Kraken is body-safe, extra easy to clean and care for, and good to go with any water-based lube you love. Please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and store it away from other silicone toys.